A guy I had twice in the past kissed and told but my annoyance was that he left some details out.
He refused to tell that, he was (perhaps still is) a one minute man.
....That he came once and quickly and left me stranded in the middle of no where.
He refused to tell, that even after rubbing, sucking and licking his egg plant, it remained bowed and not erect to my disappointment.
Any, after giving him a second chance, he failed to perform. So I dumped him like sweet potatoes! Haha!!
The yeye man's physique is quite intimidating but down below-between his legs lies an embarrassment. And yet he goes about bragging about his sexual exploits that exists ONLY in his imagination.
He has been married since 2012 and no child. At times I wonder aloud ''He could be the problem''. May God forgive me for thoughts. Apart from being a one minute man, may be he has low sperm counts too.
Who knows?!
I do pity his beautiful wife. She must be regretting why she married without testing the engine.
Yeye dey smell
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